Disclaimer - The Birthday Brain

the birthday brain is registered with the Data Protection Agency and we won’t share your information with advertisers, spammers, governments, terrorists or creepy e-stalker types who don’t get outdoors enough. Or anyone else.
the birthday brain will always endeavour to provide you with the best possible reminder service, but there is always that inifintessimally small chance that something might go very slightly wrong at some stage, possibly far, far in the future when the laws of space and time as we know them have ceased to apply. We cannot, therefore, guarantee to get the reminder emails out to you perfectly ad infinitum. (Although we’re pretty confident that we will, to be honest. We’re just that good.)
the birthday brain accepts no responsibility for arguments, frosty silences, or acts of extreme domestic violence arising from you forgetting a particularly important occasion or sending someone a totally inappropriate present, even if we suggested it. We were only trying to help.